H is for Hilarious

Welcome to the April A to Z Challenge. My theme? The benefits of a non-human (NH) lover.

H....

Would it be too obvious if I just typed hot?  Yes?

Hilarious

Most of the notable traits revolve around the innate otherworldly hotness of the NH in your life.  But one of the top qualities that people always list among desirable traits is humor.  Okay, so NH aren't typically prone to the kind of silly humor we're used to.  But still, they can be pretty amusing.  First off, you have your mischievous types.  You know, the sprites and dark elves that live for nothing more than to play tricks on poor unsuspecting humans.  That sock you've been attempting to find for at least the last twenty minutes? Why, right there on top of the refrigerator, of course.
And then you have the humor you can get simply from watching the NH attempt to navigate your human world.  Depending on how much time they've spent in the human world, they may be like a person visiting an alien planet.  So, sit back and enjoy the view while your NH attempts to navigate tricky things like TV, microwaves, toilets, toasters, smart phones, and public transportation.  Cheap thrills.  I promise.

Me: "What happened to my food processor?!"
Hot NH roommate, with an all too innocent look:  "I purchased this new cutlery for you."